Kurbits Morgondagg Vit

This is the dryest portion I’ve ever had, and it still has two months before the best-by date. SO DRY.

Off the top of my head, I don’t specifically remember why I bought this. I think it mostly had to do with multiple sites having a hard time describing it. “Summer morning…” and “sweetness and licorice” seemed to be recurring themes.

I have this in my lip as I write this, and I understand why it’s difficult to describe. But I don’t really mean that in a good way. There’s a lot happening here, and not a lot that I really like.

The initial impression was “that burns”. Menthol? Eucalyptus? I dunno, but there’s something not-minty that they’ve used to make it feel cold. Not fresh-cold but like a melting ice cube cold — except that a melting ice cube usually doesn’t dry out your mouth.

There’s a vague sweetness here that tastes like candy. But it’s not a specific candy. The closest I can come here is that it’s like Laffy Taffy, if you weren’t sure if you got Strawberry or Cherry.

And in the background of this cheap candy assault, there’s some kind of flower, which again, isn’t distinct. It’s just kind of… there.

The portion is kind of like a slim portion, but feels overfilled. Combined with the dryness, it’s really uncomfortable. Instead of molding and contouring to your mouth, it feels unnatural.

Now that I’ve removed the portion in the middle of writing this, I’ll note that this is the third (and last) one I’ve tried. The first one was just as bad. I added a few drops of water to the second one, hoping that would improve the comfort, but all it did was make the drip go crazy, like I had taken a piece of tea bag material and filled it with unsweetened Kool Aid.

If someone who was only making vape juice was told they could only make snus portions from now on, this would be what they made. Unless that sounds awesome to you, do yourself a favor and skip this one.